Thornbridge Jaipur: new definitions

Jaipured
(j-eye-poured)
adjective
(c.2005, traditional Derbyshire)

1. the state of merry contentment following imbibation of Jaipur IPA: "He was so Jaipured, he missed his stop and ended up in the depot".

2. the state of a cask when emptied of its last pint of Jaipur: "All gone, lads! You've drank it all in three hours! That cask's Jaipured!".

Jaipoorly
adverb
(j-eye-pour-lee)
(c.2008, Horse & Groom, Derby)

delicateness of constitution the morning after an evening of over-exuberant imbibation of Jaipur IPA: "Five pints and a kebab? No wonder he looks Jaipoorly this morning"

Jaipootle
verb
(j-eye-poo-tell)
(unknown provenace)

making one's way to a public house for the imbibation of Jaipur: "Anyone else fancy Jaipootling up to the Coach & Horses?"

Jaipuring
adjective
(j-eye-pour-ing)
(c.2007, South Yorkshire)

a search for Jaipur involving several pubs: "I'm off Jaipuring round Sheffield on Saturday". May involve an element of 'Jaipur twitching', where Jaipurers hunt for the Jaipur varieties known as Common Cask, Lesser Spotted 330ml and the very rare Greater Bottled Conditioned.

4 comments:

  1. i love these terms, shame the same can't be done with halcyon ;o)

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  2. This reminds me of 1960s beer advertising for some reason. I can just imagine a series of beer mats with these definitions on them.

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  3. What about 'JaiPOOH!'?

    You get to the bar and they're sold out.

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