Whither the schooner?

The swift helles, some smoky stout, an aggressive IPA.

All beers that I'd enjoy in a two-thirds measure.

So, where are these new glasses? Anyone seen them? Anyone asked for them?

Do they actually exist, even if only for international lagers?

I've looking forward to feisty words between drinkers, publicans, brewers and suppliers about the measures' suitability, sustainability and profitability. But to date the debate has been the sound of one hand clapping.