I Am A Craft Beer Drinker: part 94

With all the current kerfuffle about the validity and impact of the I Am A Craft Beer Drinker video, let’s throw this into the mix.

How about a video with a simple, inspirational message, delivered by random drinkers in random bars, with no branded glassware/pumps/taps/mirrors impinging. Hell, I’ll even give you the script:

“This is my pint. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My pint is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pint is useless. Without my pint, I am useless.

I must drink my pint true. I must drink smarter than my enemy, who is trying to vomit on me. I must drink up before he vomits on me. I will.

Before Lupulus I swear this creed: my pint and myself are defenders of our craft, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviours of hops and malt. So be it, until there is no enemy, but good ale.

Cheers!”

I’m no movie director (as my Youtube channel shows) but if anyone want to take on the challenge, be my guest.


- I've been itching to spoof Full Metal Jacket for ages. Serendipity is a wonderful thing.