Toper Talk: The Rules Of Hop Club
This has been rolling round my head since a drunken tweet about it a couple of weeks back.
#1 You do not talk about Hop Club.
#2 You DO NOT talk/blog/tweet/SMS about Hop Club.
#3 If someone says "no more hops", requires malt or goes limp, their drink is over
#4 Only two guys to a bottle
#5 One bottle at a time.
#6 No pens, no pads, no PDAs
#7 Drinking will go on as long as they have to.
#8 If this is your first night at Hop Club, you HAVE to drink a Double IPA.
Coming soon to a room upstairs in a pub near you???
#1 You do not talk about Hop Club.
#2 You DO NOT talk/blog/tweet/SMS about Hop Club.
#3 If someone says "no more hops", requires malt or goes limp, their drink is over
#4 Only two guys to a bottle
#5 One bottle at a time.
#6 No pens, no pads, no PDAs
#7 Drinking will go on as long as they have to.
#8 If this is your first night at Hop Club, you HAVE to drink a Double IPA.
Coming soon to a room upstairs in a pub near you???
I believe you just broke rule two... watch yerself!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there's some way to fit in Victor Manchini from Choke too, perhaps choking on an uber-hoppy monster (knocking it over in the process - it will, of course, be almost empty) and some poor bugger slaps you on the back, thus saving your life and buys you another pint?! Just an idea...