Toper Talk: The Scooper's Prayer

Scrawled on the back of a beer list left on a bus, seemingly prepared by an elder for an acolyte...

"Our circuit,
Which art in Yorkshire,
Sheffield be thy name.
This weekend come,
Scoops will be done
Int' Harley as they are int' Welly.
Give us each day our daily tick
And forgive us for bottling
As we forgive those who bottled before us.
And lead us not into kegged pubs
But deliver us from smooth flow,
For thine is the Brew Co, the Pictish and Thornbridge.
And never, no never,
Greene King".

If this is soon seen on an XXXL t-shirt sat next to you, just remember where you saw it first.